I Don't Even!-

I fucking finally made a stand alone rp blog for my interpretation of splendorman.. I just.. what.....

Mon, 20 May 2013 04:41:36 -0400

I fucking finally made a stand alone rp blog for my interpretation of splendorman.. I just.. what.. am I ..

OF ALL THINGS I AM SURE I SHOULD OF MADE A RP BLOG FOR MY OTHER CLAIM CHARACTERS .. Oh well.

sidbest: - Valar Morghulis.- Yes, all men must die, but we are...

Mon, 20 May 2013 02:43:09 -0400

sidbest:

- Valar Morghulis.
- Yes, all men must die, but we are not men.

of-ambivalence: aphoticamy: consulting-meerkat: iheartkissin...

Mon, 20 May 2013 02:23:32 -0400

of-ambivalence:

aphoticamy:

consulting-meerkat:

iheartkissingboys:

Pro-Gay religious counter-protesters at Atlanta Pride.

IT IS AGAINST MY RELIGION TO HATE.

PUT THAT ON A SHIRT.

Christianity: doing it correctly

Real Christians are legitimately good people.

biryani-barbie: quick and friendly reminder that if anyone tells you you can’t wear something just...

Mon, 20 May 2013 02:23:02 -0400

biryani-barbie:

quick and friendly reminder that if anyone tells you you can’t wear something just because they personally don’t find it aesthetically pleasing you should wear their skin instead (✿◠‿◠)

Clothes I'm forced to wear in the majority of MMORPGS

Mon, 20 May 2013 02:21:33 -0400

repair-her-armor:

[Please take note that the commentary is just for fun. Bunch of sarcasm. Don’t take it too seriously. I am getting tired of these outfits, though.]

1. The classic Bikini Armor. If you’re lucky you might get an actual shoulder-pad! If the designers even bother doing something more than just a regular bikini, you might get some accessories with stilettos! Exactly what I want in battle. For a extra nice touch; cameltoe.

2. The Lingerie ”Armor”. There’s absolutely nothing that protects you, but it looks really uncomfortable and nice in ~~bed~~ battle! Complete with some feathery, useless shoulder pads!

3. The ever so Stylish Swimsuit! This is usually the armor you get before you get the upgrade Bikini Armor. Bonus points if a choker, thigh-high boots/stockings and a half mask is included!

4. The Abstract Art. Yes, we’re all wondering how the hell that works; how does that thing stay on, how does she walk with those shoes, how on earth is that supposed to protect her and why is half of her naked? All those questions is a part of the costume! They say art say more than thousand words.. or something!

5. The Dominatrix and/or Slave outfit! For those kinky players out there! Complete with leather or latex, fishnets, chains, chokers and whips! Bonus points of the stilettos are sky-high!

6. The Stereotype Shaman or Barbarian! Because she’s clearly so wild and ~exotic~ that she doesn’t need clothes! Best worn with tiny loincloth and underboob-straps!

7. The Cute Frilly Dress! Something you’d LOVE to wear, CONSTANTLY…. in battle! Usually the female “robe” costume, but hey, robes doesn’t show her nice legs! ): For absolute effect, add garterbelts.

8. I call this the Why?. Everything is so massive and made of thick material, but we wouldn’t want to cover her girly parts now, would we? Clearly NO ONE would be aiming there!

9. Nature Thing Something. If you’re not of human race and belong to the nature, expect your outfit to look something like this! Feel completely ~~exposed~~ free! I didn’t even bother with this one, but clearly they don’t even do that in games either. But since you’re not human, it’s totally okay!

10. This is best known as “Just In Case You Forgot”. Have a decent looking outfit, but then they suddenly cut obvious holes around your privates, just reminding you that you have breasts, a butt and a vagina! How nice of them! Bonus if you don’t have a boob-hole, but instead boob-chest-plate!

11. The Everyday Archer! A very classic outfit, complete with a corset and a mini-skirt! Don’t forget the cape, but heavens forbid that you wear it longer than your hips! Then we wouldn’t be able to see your nice butt or legs from behind! *sad face*

12. The Creative Healer! She isn’t supposed to be in close-combat, and sometimes doesn’t even use weapons other than a staff, so minimal armor is understandable… that’s why we give you a dress that leaves you wondering how that thing stays on, and with a leg-slip-thing! We wouldn’t want you to forget you have legs, after all!

13. And finally, your Average Sci-Fi chick! This one is an absolute classic. It has weird cut-outs everywhere, extreme cleavage, patterns pointing to your crotch and chest, and CRAZY shoes! Don’t forget the skin tight, often nearly-transparent, glossy fabric. Perfect battle wear, absolutely perfect!

Give me a reason you DON'T rp with me.

Mon, 20 May 2013 02:18:34 -0400

stevebrule: do she got the booty? she dooooooooooo

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:43:13 -0400

stevebrule:

do she got the booty?

she dooooooooooo

noonereadstheurl: I honestly can’t blame David Karp for wanting to sell this website You can only...

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:43:03 -0400

noonereadstheurl:

I honestly can’t blame David Karp for wanting to sell this website

You can only be called “daddy” by white middle-class teenaged girls so many times before something just snaps

[x]

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:40:37 -0400

[x]

crashing-ships: Abandoned buildings abandoned themeparks Abandoned places

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:29:08 -0400

crashing-ships:

Abandoned buildings

abandoned themeparks

Abandoned places

Photo

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:27:17 -0400

I would totally reblog that post about mom asking to see what you’re drawing with the gif of...

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:24:00 -0400

I would totally reblog that post about mom asking to see what you’re drawing with the gif of the person turning their laptop away and staring..

if it wasn’t for the fact I actually don’t hide any of my things from my dad’s questions.. I gladly show him but he has stopped asking me entirely due to past scars.

c’:

pastelletta: No face is kind of cute when he’s not being...

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:20:49 -0400

pastelletta:

No face is kind of cute when he’s not being terrifying and eating people.

Who else bets with me that the lady at the thrift store probably assumed I must have been a lesbian...

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:17:46 -0400

Who else bets with me that the lady at the thrift store probably assumed I must have been a lesbian buying men’s clothing and all.

chompyface: i hate art tutorials that say there is a “wrong” way to do something theres no rules to...

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:15:49 -0400

chompyface:

i hate art tutorials that say there is a “wrong” way to do something theres no rules to art i could literally shit on a canvas and sell it if i wanted to

Who would buy the suit for their date to prom?That’s actually a really good question...

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:15:33 -0400

Who would buy the suit for their date to prom?

That’s actually a really good question ring-of-dreams

One I sadly don’t have a real answer for :\

Perhaps slightly overbearing boys and girls who feel they must dictate what their partner wears? Maybe someone who’s date can’t afford it.

Either way you should have seen her face when I first tried it on myself to make sure it fit nice.. and when I told her I am just too old to go to prom anymore.

unicornmunch: here’s a list of what i’d like to do with you: hug go on walks while holding...

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:02:51 -0400

unicornmunch:

here’s a list of what i’d like to do with you:

hug

go on walks while holding hands

smile

kiss

cuddle

have cute little dates

have movie nights

take adorable pictures

go new places

try new things

fall in love

brutally fuck you

look at the stars

do everything i was ever scared to do alone

ghosteh13: voice-of-tartarus: demeaniac: what if with our first clot of air when we are born we...

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:57:02 -0400

ghosteh13:

voice-of-tartarus:

demeaniac:

what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies?

Woah woah wait

you know those things that say “you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most”

that would explain why, because you would actually be inhaling little parts of them over time

Oh my god

do u like abandoned amusement parks friend

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:52:51 -0400

Yeah I do. I like abandoned places in general. I like to wander around alone when I am not having one of my paranoia attacks all IS SOMETHING WATCHING ME?!

thomaslovepeacock: Dinosaurs in Spreepark, an abandoned...

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:49:58 -0400

thomaslovepeacock:

Dinosaurs in Spreepark, an abandoned amusement park in Berlin, Germany (x)