dersian: can all you fuckers stop saying you’re ready for a zombie apocalypse?? no, youre not thats like saying youre ready for a nuclear bombing because you played fallout
WHEN CATS FORGET TO PULL THEIR TONGUE ALL THE WAY...
Me: -trying to txt myself a special ringtone of mummra's voice actor saying "I want to see your tits, my dear"-
Me: -txt does not go through, confused so tries again-
Me: -gets a sudden txt message-
Stranger: Who is this
Me: -gets another from same number-
Stranger: I don't care who is this
Me: ... -looks at number sees that it is the wrong one- Whoops.
Avengers pick up lines:
Steve: Are you from the 1940s? Because I'd really love to have a future with you.
Thor: I will make sure that you are "Thor in the morning".
Clint: I always hit the bullseye...ifyouknowwhatimean.
Bruce: They don't call me incredible for nothing, hehe.
Tony: Hi, I'm Tony Stark.
british: american people are so annoying
chinese: american people are so annoying
mexicans: american people are so annoying
french: american people are so annoying
americans: we are so annoying
canadians: i fucking love maple syrup