May 2013
orangewave:
robots (◡‿◡✿) robots being friends (◠‿◠✿) robots clinking heads (◕‿◕✿)
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I fucking finally made a stand alone rp blog for my interpretation of splendorman.. I just.. what.. am I .. OF ALL THINGS I AM SURE I SHOULD OF MADE A RP BLOG FOR MY OTHER CLAIM CHARACTERS .. Oh well.
biryani-barbie:
quick and friendly reminder that if anyone tells you you can’t wear something just because they personally don’t find it aesthetically pleasing you should wear their skin instead (✿◠‿◠)
Clothes I'm forced to wear in the majority of...
repair-her-armor:
[Please take note that the commentary is just for fun. Bunch of sarcasm. Don’t take it too seriously. I am getting tired of these outfits, though.]
1. The classic Bikini Armor. If you’re lucky you might get an actual shoulder-pad! If the designers even bother doing something more than just a regular bikini, you might get some accessories with stilettos! Exactly what I want...
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Give me a reason you DON'T rp with me.
stevebrule:
do she got the booty?
she dooooooooooo
noonereadstheurl:
I honestly can’t blame David Karp for wanting to sell this website
You can only be called “daddy” by white middle-class teenaged girls so many times before something just snaps
crashing-ships:
Abandoned buildings
abandoned themeparks
Abandoned places
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I would totally reblog that post about mom asking to see what you’re drawing with the gif of the person turning their laptop away and staring.. if it wasn’t for the fact I actually don’t hide any of my things from my dad’s questions.. I gladly show him but he has stopped asking me entirely due to past scars. c’:
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Who else bets with me that the lady at the thrift store probably assumed I must have been a lesbian buying men’s clothing and all.
chompyface:
i hate art tutorials that say there is a “wrong” way to do something theres no rules to art i could literally shit on a canvas and sell it if i wanted to
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Who would buy the suit for their date to prom? That’s actually a really good question ring-of-dreams
One I sadly don’t have a real answer for :\ Perhaps slightly overbearing boys and girls who feel they must dictate what their partner wears? Maybe someone who’s date can’t afford it. Either way you should have seen her face when I first tried it on myself to make sure it...
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unicornmunch:
here’s a list of what i’d like to do with you:
hug
go on walks while holding hands
smile
kiss
cuddle
have cute little dates
have movie nights
take adorable pictures
go new places
try new things
fall in love
brutally fuck you
look at the stars
do everything i was ever scared to do alone
ghosteh13:
voice-of-tartarus:
demeaniac:
what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies?
Woah woah wait
you know those things that say “you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most”
that would explain...
crashing-ships asked: do u like abandoned amusement parks friend
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Having another night of my “I should say hello.. or perhaps I should engage in rps” … but then I am like no that probably won’t go well I’ll act strange(r than usual)
ilovecephalopods:
adamflayman:
my dashboard is 90% depressive posts but it should be 100% baby squid posts let get this squid party moving along
everyone needs more baby squids on their dash!
here’s more baby squids!! and some baby octopuses because they’re cute too!
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urethralfisting:
i just saw this on my dashboard
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elsenliberator:
jimbertimber:
welcome to tumblr dot com dont u dare make fun of gay people or people of color but feel free to make fun of vegans and white girls to the point that you are bastardizing them for doing nothing wrong !! remember we are all accepting here unless u are a vegan or white girl
or a christian or a hipster or a republican or p much anyone who doesn’t 100% agree...
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me in other people's showers: what the fuck is going on
ifyouhadwings:
teamniceboyfriends:
IF YOU DON’T SHIP MY OTP I SWEAR TO GOD i’ll be okay with that
YOU DON’T LIKE MY FAVORITE THING, I’M GONNA respect the fact that you have your own taste
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I would never force a vegan or such to watch me eat meat.. or anything remotely food related. Solely for the true horror that is me trying to eat something.
z1c:
being 20+ on tumblr
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snoozlebee:
dekutree:
acceptable pet names:
babe
baby
sweetie
cutie pie
darling
honey
unacceptable pet names:
boo boo sweetie oojy woojy poogy poo
cthulhu
sweet devil prince in the pale moon light
Leslie
floor
2% milk
Ella Fitzgerald
i think you have these mixed up
Yah you do. All the names listed should be under acceptable pet names while underneath unacceptable...
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ambassador-of-anguish:
shouldertappingghosts:
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate...
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merc9andazombie replied to your post: I think I am going to go into a self run business…
Sorry, by Ohio law that’s prostitution. The same way advertising ‘Free Hugs’ is considered soliciting
Proof in my saying that many a law made by man are half-baked retarded. I guess mine would be more like soliciting in my home then because I said nothing about charging for my clothed platonic...
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I think I am going to go into a self run business of Professional Snuggler. Just offer my services as a warm, soft person to just come up to and lay your head on to hug or cry with. I’ll give optional sessions of: Hair petting Nuzzling Back scratching Rocking Platonic kisses and other affectionate shit like that… call it something suspicious like .. physical emotional therapist or.....
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I’m dying my friends. Dying because I just can’t handle Quark. I just can’t. Can’t handle him. Just like a cherry bomb.
mowwwg:
“you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”
the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact
